It has recently been revealed (careful) that back in 1962 the Catholic Church issued a secret decree saying that all sex of any kind was to remain secret. But when it came to marriage, they had to draw some hard lines, and matching eye-brow pencils were employed for the task. Both wanted us to know that they are very open-minded leaders who would give any qualified gay a job at the drop of a hat (but no other piece of clothing, please).
